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|1-Crappy Jokes Page
Steve Davis' wife is getting bored to death with her husband, as they
haven't had sex for 2 or 3 years, he's always to busy playing snooker.
Anyway, one night she does a candle-lit supper and puts on her sexy
underwear, and thinks she might be in for a shag. They end up in bed
naked, then Steve ducks under the cover for about 5 minutes. Eventualy
Mrs Davis asks whats going on and Steve says "I'm just wondering wether
to take the tight brown or the easy pink"
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A bloke goes into the pub with a cat and an osterich, and they all sit
down at the bar. They order a round of drinks and the bloke asks the
cat to pay, as it has loads of cash, but it won't. The cat still won't
pay for the 2nd round of drinks, so the osterich has to cough up. They
order a last round of drinks, but the cat still won't pay. Closing time
comes, and the barman who is curious what is going on, asks the bloke
what he is doing in a pub with an osterich and a cat. The bloke says
that he was walking along the road when a genie appeared and granted him
one wish. He asked for a fit bird with long legs and a tight pussy.
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There's a bloke sat in the pub when two fit birds come in, so he tells
the barman that he's going to chat them up, but the barman warns him
that the women are lesbians, but the bloke says he will try anyway. He
goes up to them and starts to chat them up but they tell him that
they're lesbians. He says it doesn't matter and buys them drinks all
night. At the end of the night he asks them if they want to go home
with him but they say they won't because they are lesbians. The women
walk out of the pub and the bloke goes back to the bar for a final pint.
Just as he's leaving, one of the women comes back into the pub and
thanks him for the drinks and asks him if he wants a sniff of her
girlfriends pussy, who is laid in the back of the car with her legs wide
open, as a thank-you. His eyes light up and he says he'd love to sniff
her pussy, so the woman opens her mouth and breathes in his face.
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A white bloke is visiting Africa and notices that all the black men have
really big knobs, so he asks an African man how he could make his knob
look the same as the African's. He is told to tie a piece of string
round his dick realy tight and hang 4 house bricks from it for 6 months,
then to come back when he's done it. When the white bloke comes back to
England he ties the house bricks to the end of his knob, and leaves them
there for 6 months, by which time he is in complete agony and his knob
has gone black due to lack of blood supply. The white bloke goes back
to Africa to ask the African man what went wrong, and he says "Nothing,
your knob's black, just like mine"
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